Good morning

Your new chemicals’ SDS and COSHH risk assessment are on your portal.

On my walk-around, I noticed you had a beehive at the far end of the car park.

On closer inspection, many workers were coming and going.

Due to the nature of their work—lifting, carrying and storing—I will have to train each worker in manual handling.

I will quote for 10,000 but will reduce the cost if there are fewer.

10,000 workers,

8 Per class

1250 classes

Because you are a good customer, I will charge per class at your discounted BEMA  price of £500 per session.

Approximately £625,000 instead of £990,000, a massive saving of £365,000, am I good to you or what?

10% discount for cash.

At 1 class a day, that will take just under 5 years.

Because the average life span of a worker bee is 6 weeks, most will be dead by the time their training is arranged.

So, look out for the no-win-no-fee solicitors.

For this very reason, I encourage you to give this your prompt and undivided attention.

Kind regards